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Comment by Sandra aka mytruestory85 6 hours ago

this one I found a few days ago when Googling sth in relation to the swine flu *lol* ==> sarsbra ;)

Comment by Sandra aka mytruestory85 on November 23, 2009 at 6:29am

*LLLOOOL* I'm cracking up while reading this Will, that's so funny. Thanks for posting this there :))))

have a great day

Comment by Will Edwards on November 23, 2009 at 6:25am

I was just reading FreshnessFactorFiveThousand - Jason Mraz's blog - when I found an old post that I'd forgotten about.... ''What kids know about the ocean''... It's a selection of statements, from a group of children, about the ocean.

Here they are:

Kelly, age 6 - “This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.”


Jerry, age 6 – “Oysters' balls are called pearls.”


Wayne, age 7 – “If you are surrounded by ocean you are an Island. If you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent.


Kylie, age 6 – “Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend any more.”


Billy, age 8 – “A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head.”


Millie, age 6 – “My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men, a woman and some pots and comes back with crabs.”


William, age 7 – “When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans.”


Helen, age 6 – “Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really?”


Amy, age 6 – “I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write.”


Christopher, age 7 – “Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers at night.”


Kevin, age 6 – “When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small.”


Becky, age 8 – “Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other.”


Julie, age 7 – “On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her big fat ass.”


Bobby, age 6 – “The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't drown I don't know.”


James, age 7 – “My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean. What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom.”

Comment by Samuiliana on November 20, 2009 at 7:33am

lol, those men :-) we always think that they are more romanticthen they really are :-)) or maybe it's another form of romance :-)

Comment by Sandra aka mytruestory85 on November 20, 2009 at 12:25am

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Comment by Sandra aka mytruestory85 on November 4, 2009 at 10:00am

*lol*

Comment by Theresa Laura Morgan on November 4, 2009 at 9:56am

I like the bath one. You could take a bath and wash dishes at the same time :)

Comment by Sandra aka mytruestory85 on November 4, 2009 at 9:55am

yes :) two different pictures yet they perfectly match together :)

Comment by Theresa Laura Morgan on November 4, 2009 at 9:52am

Now that's funny Sandra.

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